New pieces

Here are 2 new pieces, Debbie at the dirty beach and Dirk at the dirty beach.

The story? Debbie and Dirk went to the beach one day. Debbie and Dirk went swimming and a shark ate them from the waste down. Debbie and Dirk went sad but Debbie and Dirk would not let go of the beach and wanted to keep spending their days there. Debbie and Dirk seeked advice from mad scientists that asked Debbie and Dirk if they would like prosthesis legs. Debbie and Dirk said no because it would be too tempting to go back in the ocean and did not want to go through this trauma again. Debbie and Dirk decided to do good things…Useful things for their beach. Debbie and Dirk hated how spring break kids and fatty tourist always left the beach with broken bottles of booze and fast food wrapping papers and other waste. This is when they decided to have a mops, brooms, vaccum cleaner instead of legs. Mad scientists did not have the courage to tell them that it is absurd to wash sand with such tools, but they did it for them anyways.

But don’t blame Debbie and Dirk because they are dumb as brooms. Wish them the best.